Tony Parker met Super Boink one afternoon at Lonely Hearts Club.
He remembers the first thing he liked about Boink was that Boink conversed really well (“And by well, Tony means with sense and with proper English,” prompts echoserang frog #1).
Tony has what he calls the “Malate Prototype”. These are guys who don the latest hairstyles (spikes, colors and all), who look like they go to the spa 3x a week, buff bods courtesy of Fitness First (“Coz’ where else is the gay-est gym in town?,” comments echoserang frog #2), body-fit tops and skinny jeans, and they are also always with the company of the same prototypes every Saturday night in all the gay-est places in town (Malate, Government, the likes).
Now don’t get Tony wrong. He does sport some not so typical hairstyles every now and then himself. He even has a history of coloring his hair mahogany (“Yep, get that. MAHOGANY…” says the frogs in chorus before vomiting all together) and styling it after this “look” featured in a magazine that he saw back in February of 2008. He worked that hairstyle and color for about 2 months and a half. After which he thought: “OK that’s it. Summer’s about to end and so should this look.” And so he went and shaved his big head. “Argh…” chants the frogs.
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“I may look like the “prototype” sometimes. I admit this. I just don’t like to be with someone who looks the same…” – Tony Parker
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Does Tony have the worst luck in finding true love?
His love chain reads a history of Sloppy Joes, Dwarfs, Stars of Yester-Years, Hermits, and whatnot.
What’s wrong with him? Is he really just so much of a Gemini that what his college professor told him about Geminis “not getting from life what they want” is unfortunately true? Or is he just exaggerating and taking life too seriously that maybe, the best is yet to come for him?
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Recent reports have stated that Tony Parker is back in the Lonely Hearts Club again but this time, he’s just back for some fun. I mean, life is already too serious for him in Wonderland that it might just be too much for him if he takes the love thing too seriously as well.
“Mary Chong, you are my eternal companion when it comes to this whole love stuff! I’ve only been friends with you for more than a year yet we’ve already shared so much! Cheers man!”
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At the moment, Tony Parker is extremely hungry. Thank god he’s burgis (“Which only lasts in a ZAP!” cries the frogs).
In a while, he’s meeting Via Mare, Scott Vakula and Mary Chong- characters you’ll hear more of in the coming editions. GRRRROOOOOWWWLLLL… goes Tony’s tummy. Haha. Bye.
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